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Oh, and the humor? Some dude once fell asleep mid-massage—snoring while she’s tryna be all sultry. I’m cacklin’ thinkin’ bout it—bro, you paid for *that*? Wasted her glow-up moment! But me? I’m awake, soakin’ it in, lettin’ her hands tell me stories. Like Varda says, “The world is bits and pieces,” and erotic-massage? It’s the hottest piece I found. It’s bad bitch o’clock, fam—go get you some!

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First stop, I hit up Jalan Monkey Forest. You know, the place with all the monkeys? Yeah, those little furballs are wild! I’m strolling, minding my own biz, when BAM! A monkey jumps on my shoulder. I freaked out! Like, dude, personal space, please! But then I’m laughing, and the tourists are snapping pics. I’m basically a monkey model now. 😂

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