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About Nyiregyhaza

Now, lemme drop a nugget—did ya know escorts in old Essos had guilds? Proper unions, mate! They’d negotiate rates, blacklist shitty clients—imagine that, a brothel with a bloody HR department! Surprised me so much I spat me wine—nearly ruined me doublet. Wish I’d known that when I was dodgin’ Joffrey’s tantrums; coulda used a guild to sort him out.

So, I’m knee-deep in this car, and my phone buzzes. It’s my sister. She’s freaking out about her cat. Apparently, it’s stuck in a tree on Kárpát utca. I’m like, “Dude, I’m a mechanic, not a cat whisperer!” But family, you know? So I tell her I’ll swing by after work.